Poster Satirical Four-Panel Product Ads

{
  "type": "4-panel satirical product advertisement grid",
  "layout": {
    "grid": "2x2",
    "panels": [
      {
        "position": "top-left",
        "product_name": "{argument name=\"top left product name\" default=\"座る石\"}",
        "visual": "man in a white shirt and dark pants sitting on a large round stone in a park",
        "catchphrase": "Calm down anytime, anywhere.",
        "sales_badge": "Over 12,000 units sold!",
        "vertical_text": "For the day when every park bench was taken.",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "About 8 kg for outstanding stability",
          "Felt-finished bottom helps prevent scratches",
          "Easy to carry with the included dedicated belt"
        ],
        "extra_visual": "small inset image of the stone with a leather carrying strap",
        "specs": [
          "Load capacity 150 kg",
          "Made in Japan for peace of mind"
        ]
      },
      {
        "position": "top-right",
        "product_name": "{argument name=\"top right product name\" default=\"磨きたくない人の歯ブラシ\"}",
        "visual": "sleek light blue toothbrush angled diagonally on a dark blue background",
        "toothbrush_text": "I don't want to brush my yeeth.",
        "catchphrase": "Peace of mind just by holding it",
        "vertical_text": "Instead of brushing your teeth, hold this.",
        "sales_badge": "Over 85,000 sold across the series!",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "Works like a calming good-luck charm",
          "For etiquette before meetings and business talks",
          "Make the choice not to brush even freer."
        ],
        "bottom_banner": "Free yourself from toothbrushing stress."
      },
      {
        "position": "bottom-left",
        "product_name": "{argument name=\"bottom left product name\" default=\"雲の貯金箱\"}",
        "visual": "hand inserting a coin into a fluffy white cloud-shaped piggy bank",
        "catchphrase": "A sense of security lighter than air.",
        "sales_badge": "Over 23,567 units sold!",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "Soft, fluffy feel",
          "Unbreakable for peace of mind",
          "A design that blends into your interior"
        ],
        "color_variants_count": 3,
        "color_variants_labels": [
          "blue",
          "pink",
          "white"
        ],
        "price": "¥2,980 (tax included)",
        "bottom_text": "Start saving little by little toward the sky today."
      },
      {
        "position": "bottom-right",
        "product_name": "{argument name=\"bottom right product name\" default=\"叱ってくれる石\"}",
        "visual": "round stone on a wooden desk with a pen, text written on the stone",
        "stone_text": "{argument name=\"scolding phrase\" default=\"いいかげんやれ\"}",
        "catchphrase": "For you when motivation just won't come.",
        "sales_badge": "Over 18,000 units sold!",
        "features_count": 3,
        "features_labels": [
          "Stirs your spirit every time you see it",
          "Randomly displays carefully selected words",
          "No batteries required, scolds you semi-permanently"
        ],
        "phrase_variants_count": 10,
        "phrase_variants_labels": [
          "Stop relying on others",
          "Don't think",
          "Move",
          "Face reality",
          "Don't run away",
          "Don't sleep",
          "You can do it if you try",
          "You can do it",
          "Don't sleep",
          "No more excuses"
        ],
        "price": "¥3,500 (tax included)"
      }
    ]
  }
}